Hello friends. I turned three stories into a pamphlet. Here it is as a PDF. I guess the nice thing about the pamphlet is that when you open it on your smart phone the text is at a readable size and you don’t have to zoom in or whatnot. I question whether these things should see the light of day in this particular form, but it was fun to make it, so whatevs—do with it what you will: Drunk / Samurai / Verner Herzog
P.S. Maybe worth mentioning that “Drunk” is new and not yet published, “Samurai” is a rewrite of “Good luck with the arseholes” and “Verner Herzog” is a slight variation on the story posted here.